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Television THE GUARDIAN Monday May 30 1994 6.0 GMTV 6583540 9.25 Cross Wits (S) 3389789 9.55 FILM: That Darn CaU (Robert Stevenson, 1965) Disney comedy. 90900498 12.0 Home and Away (T) 86077 12.30 News; (T) weather 25721547 12.45 Coronation Street (T) (R) 770878 7.0 News; T) weather 4977419 7.10 Charlie Cricket and Buddy Frog (R) 7269360 7.40 Henry's Cat (R) 9740672 8.0 News: (T) weather 7575498 8.10 Littl' Bits (R) 7730566 8.3S Smoggies (R) 9376295 S.O News; (T) weather S724497 S.05 The Legend of Prince Valiant (S) (R) 3383905 S.30 ActivS (T) (S) (R) 74382 10.0 Funnybones (S) (R) 4450295 10.10 Playdays (S) (R) 5338856 10.30 Favourite Songs (S) (R) 77363 1 1.0 FILM! Up Periscope (Gordon Douglas, 1959) WW2 drama with James Garner, Edmond O'Brien. 58750950 12.50 Bird in the Nest. See Watching Brief. 7505B585 12.55 Regional News 75057656 1.0 News; (T) weather 72367460 1.10 Neighbours (T) (S) (R) 13908547 1.30 Bird in the Nest 54075837 1.60 Going for Gold (5) 54060905 3.10 Tom and Jerry Double Bill 27007635 2.25 FILMi divert (Carol Reed, 1968) (T) Sanitised Dickens, 8arted-up and translated to the screen to (six) Oscar-winning effect.

With Mark Lester as the lad falling into bad company, Ron Moody and Oliver Reed impressive as the villains, Consider Yourself and As Long As He needs me among the serviceable songs. 98565045 4.45 Disneytime (T) 6533924 5.25 News; (T) weather 1198011 5.35 Regional News 933382 6.40 Neighbours (T) (8) 957721 6.05 The Red Nose Awards 1894 TO (8) Presentation ol this year's accolades to young viewers' favourite programmes and personalities, hosted by And; Peters and Tony Robinson. 744856 7.0 9S9 Young Ufesavers Special (T) (8)2547 7.30 A Bird In the Nest See Watching Brief. 295 8.0 EastEnders (T) (8) 1295 8.30 A Question of Sport (T) (S) 3030 9.0 News) (T) weather 564077 9.20 Raiders of the Last Nose (T) (S) The pick of last year's Red Nose show, and a celebration of Comic Reliefs aid projects. 9378289 10.50 Unity Uve and Unleashed (S) Andy Harries' film capturing Lenny Henry on top comic form at the Hackney Empire in 1999, with a little help from Robbie Coltrane and Jeff Beck.

62770077 12.25 Golf (S) Highlights of the final round in the PGA Championship at Wentworth. 2759948 1.10 Weather) close 8836437 SSC Sttacb 3.0 RCN Nursing Update (R) 660J5 3.10 Ctoss Seottandj The Brims Empire (T)S) 3030 WahK 1.10M-1.1S News; weather Inland! 4.4egm Jim'll Fix It (T) (S) S5XM98 Cartoon TI75T60 10.90 Gourmet Ireland (SI 622672 1I.XO Unn Urn and UntoulMd () 3t! I 6.20 Open University: The Origins of State Social Work 9728760 6.45 Scenes from Dr Faustus by Christopher Marlowe 9757130 7.10 Victorian Ways of Death 2576769 7.35 Exams: A Curious Kind of Ritual 5652905 8.0 FILM: The Shanghai Gesture (Josef von Sternberg, 1941) Extraordinary, kitsch drama brooding with decadence and depravity, with Walter Huston, Gene Tierney. 53308092 9.35 FILM: Fuzzy Pink Nightgown (Norman Taurog, 1957) Unfortunate farce with Jane Russell as a kidnapped movie star. 7499295 1 1.0 Golf PGA Championship (S) 46030 12.0 Grand Prix (R) 3523634 12.40 Horizon-T)-(S)-(R)-2099943- 1.30 Josef von Sternberg The Man Who Made Dietrich Dietrich's screen test for The Blue Angel, long believed lost, is a highlight of this Late Show special on the great movie director, marking the centenary of his birth and linked to the season of his films which started on Saturday. 3699455 2.10 QoH (S) Coverage of the closing stages of the PGA Championship at Wentworth.

84372045 5.30 The Great Music Experience (S) See Watching Brief. 39634 7.30 Goal TV ft) BBC-2's football theme evening kicks off here: sketches, essays and lots ol classic footage, warming us up for the World Cup coverage. 647479 7.35 Brazil 1 970 The Sexiest Klck-Off (T) 373566 7.45 Dear Football (T) Open letters from assorted fans. 386030 8.0 Real Madrid Elntracht Frankfurt I960 (T) 807059 8.05 The World of Georgia Best (T) The way it was in 1970, with everything to play for. 995837 8.30 Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads? (T) (R) 7672 9.0 Chile Italy 1 982 (T) Most violent match ever? 46630? 9.08 The Ball Is Round (T) Nick Hornby on football's appeal.

397479 9.45 Football Hell (T) 798498 9.55 Italy Brazil 1982 (T) 443585 10.0 Half-Time (T) 675382 10.05 The Greatest Goal (T) Phone-in votes invited. 318450 10.15 L'Etranger (T) The isolation ol the goalkeeper. 338214 10.30 France Portugal 1984 (T) The amazing European Championship semi-final. 603653 1 0.35 The Crying Game (T) (R) Followed by Result of The Greatest Goal. 337924 10.50 The Beautiful Frame TO Gregory's Girl Clare Grogan looks at TV and the cinema's treatment of footballing themes.

329789 11.05 Goall (T) 830077 12.48 Final Whistle (T) 7899857 12.50 Weather) close T887832 6.35 New Kids on the on Tour (R) 5357978 7.0 The Big Breaklast 49127 9.0 California Dreams 77789 9.30 Gamesmaster (S) (R) 82672 10.0 Saved by the Bell (T) (R) 4027769 10.25 The Real World (S) (R) 4020856 10.55 The Adventures otTintin (R) 3363996 11.20 The Lone Ranger 7543672 11.50 Strange Bird 1305740 12.0 Right to Reply (T) (5) (R) 84653 12.30 Sesame Street (R) 37276 1.30 Chigley (R) 77479 2.0 Garden Club (T) (R) 25635363 2.25 Channel 4 Racing from Sandown Park 12585092 4.30 Fifteen to One (T) (S) 276 5.0 Tides of War (R) The environmental cost of the Gulf War. 7856 6.0 Babylon 5 (T) (S) 800437 8.50 Mighty Mouss 138160 7.0 News) Don't Forget Your Toothbrush (8) (R) 5585 8.0 Brave New World Babies on Demand (T) If Katharyn and Jamie lived a few miles away, they would be able to get NHS treatment for their infertility. Their district offers nothing; they can't afford to pay privately for the in-vilra fertilisation which they have been told may help, and they think it's grossly unfair. Are they right to contend that infertility is an illness deserving of NHS treatment? Do we all have a right to parenthood? This last of three programmes on the new reproductive technologies is followed later tonight by a debate. 4905 8.30 Only When I Lauph It Can Damage Your Health (T) 6740 9.0 Men Only My Boy (T) (S) Turn around, and they're a portrait of the relationship between mother and teenage son as played out between three doting, nagging, proud and anxious women and their adolescent progeny.

Jean worries about John's sex life, Andrea about Lewis's essays, Doreen about Levi's success in the boxing ring, but each still thinks of her boy as her baby, and recalls the details of the delivery as if it were yesterday. 496283 9.45 Men's Rooms Model Men (T) (S) Or: men will be boys, especially when it comes to model train sets. 174816 10.0 Northern Exposure Grosse Pointe T) (8) 255295 10.55 After Dark Special: Brave New World? Sheena McDonald chairs a live, open-ended debate on the Issues raised by the series on the ethics of Intercity treatment and research. Guests include author Germaine Greer and surrogate mother Claire Austin. 4711176 Television Guide written by Sandy Smith let 1.15 The Match live: Derby County Leicester City Coverage from Wembley of the Division One playoff final for a place in the Premiership, introduced by Matthew Lorenzo, with commentary by Alan Parry, and a possible knock-on effect on subsequent programmes if it goes to extra time.

33737974 Laugh with the Carry Ons 943 Home and Away (T) (R) 450 FILM: The Spy Who Loved Me (Lewis Gilbert. 1977) (T) Lavish, vacuous Bondery with little new to offer except Richard Kiel's steel-fanged giant baddie Jaws. Barbara Bach is the KGB lovely teaming up with Roger Moore's 007 to foil Kurt Jurgens' megalomaniac plans. Continued after the News. 5722878 News; (T) weather 8917498 London Tonight (T) 7709727 FILMi The Spy Who Loved Me (T) Concluded.

More more Jaws Jaws. 37950 Wish You Were (T) (S) Last of the series, sailing round the Greek islands and exploring the South Pacific. 2653 Coronation Street (T) 363 In the Air Tonight 21 Yeara of Virgin Records (S) Harry Enfield introduces this birthday bash for the label launched by the boy Branson in May '73. With party pieces by Lenny Kravitz, Phil Collins, Meat Loaf, Boy George and lots more. 26837 FILM: La Bamba (Luis Valdez, 1987) (T) (S) Not-bad biopic of '50s rock star Ritchie Valens, with Lou Diamond Phillips as the Mexican-American teen idol who died in the same plane crash as Buddy Holly, aged just 17.

Continued after the News. 78672 News) (T) weather 336479 Regional News (T) 695634 FILM: La Bamba (T) (8) Concluded. 242656 The Little Picture Show 451637 Renegade 8) 2687279 Sport AM 7296325 FILMi Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed (Terence Fisher, 1969) Hammer hokum with Peter Cushing, Freddie Jones. 587580 Steve Looks Back (R) 52832 Hollywood Report (S) (R) 57899 Hews 30073 3.30 4.0 4.30 5.15 8.25 5.30 7.0 7.30 8.0 9.30 10.30 10.45 10.50 11.90 12.50 1.40 2.40 4.30 5.0 5.30 (T) Teletext Subtitles (8) Stereo (R) Repeat World 60870 1.15 FILMi Angela (Dennis O'Keefe, 1955) Drama starring Dennis O'Keefe. Mara Lane and Rossano Brazzi.

4780948 2.40 The New Music. Featuring Ronny Jordan and Pavement. 9117677 3.40 ITV Chart Show (S) (R) 6328431 4.36-6.30 Jobllnder 3870899 S4C 7.0am The Big Breaklast 49727 9.0 Brecwast o'r Urdd 71189 9.30 Games-master (R) 82672 10-0 Saved by the Bell (T) (R) 4027769 10.25 The Real World (R) 4020856 10.66 The Adventures ol Tlntin: Fled Rackham's Treasure 3363996 11.20 The Lone Ranger 7543672 11.60 Strange Bird (R) 1305740 12.0noen Right to Reply (T) 84653 12.30 Slot Mei-thrin CD 18108 11 The Magic Roundabout 42214 1.30 Blossom (T) 77479 2.0 Yn Fyw o'r Brifwyl. The Urdd Eisteddfod. 574274 4.30 Slot Steddfod 276 5.0 Batman (T) 8727 5.30 Fifteen to One (T) 856 6.0 Newyddlon 669295 6.10 Cyfrinachau'r Gors (T) (R) The natural wonders of Caron Bog.

105289 7.0 Pobol Cwm (T) 8585 7.30 Plgion Oydd: THE QUARDIAH 119 Farrlnodon Road London EC1R 3ER. Telephone 071-278 2332 Telex: 6811746 (Guardn Q) Fax numbers: 071-837 2114 and 833 8343. In Manchester! 164 Deansgate, Manchester M60 2RR Telephone 061-832 7200 Fax 061-832 5351 and 061-834 9717 Telephone Salesi London 071-611 9000; Manchester 061-834 B686 Bird' ay view: A multitude of bird In five saturate nests are observed over the next five days in A Bird in the Nest (BBC-1) Watching Brief The Great Music Experience (BBC-2, 6.30pm) Bob Dylan and a choir of 150 Buddhist monks; dragons, demons. Jon Son Jovi and the Chieftains. This spectacular show, staged in front of an eighth-century Japanese temple and bringing Western artists together with local musicians Is the first of seven annual international events building up to the millenium.

A Bird in the Nest (BBC-1, various times) Five nests, in fact each one home to a voracious and vociferous new brood and, for this week, a concealed camera. Each day is devoted to one particular nest and species, with Bill Oddie and the RSPB's Peter Holden providing expert comment on the doings of the tit, swallow, robin, kingfisher and kestrel families. Early risers can enjoy their first sightings on Breakfast TV, and the live broadcasts are dotted throughout the day, culminating each evening in a nature watch from all five sites. SMITHIES Angjlla As London except 11. BOpm Coach 943943 12.20am Renegade 9984290 1.15 Sport AM 136675 2.16 Memories of 1970-1991 (S) 1991: War In The Gulf, McCarthy and Waite released, and an attempted coup in the Soviet Union.

J27967 3.15 The Beat (8) 5427219 4.10 Short Story Theatre: Vicky (R) 44785870 4.20 Jobflnder 1041948 5.0-6.30 America's Top 10 (S) (R) 37899 Central As London except 9.30pm-10.30 FILM: The Great Escape (John Sturges, 1963) Classic war drama starring Steve McQueen, James Garner and Richard Attenborough. Continued after the News. 79672 10.50 FILMi The Qreat Escape Concluded. 44003295 1.0am Wanted Dead or Alive 1288306 1.35 FILMi Honolulu (Edward Buzzell, 1939) Musical starring Eleanor Powell, George Burns and Grade Allen. 1065412 3.05 Hollywood Report (S) (B) 43631783 3.36 Sport AM: World Motorcycle Championship.

6303722 4.30 Asian Eye 27186615 4.40-5,90 Jobllnder (T) 8492509 Granada, As London except 1S.0pm-12.30 Gardener's Diary 86077 12.45-1.16 Home and Away (T) 770878 0.30-10.30 FILMi Conan the Barbarian (John Mlllus, 1982) Fantasy adventure starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sandahl Bergman and James Earl Jones. Continued after the Championship (f 7973520 "awn iiuiug uoiur nows U01I ruA News. 78672 10.45 FILM: Conan the Barbarian Concluded. 3313189 12.10am The Twilight Zone (R) 9393948 1 2.20 Renegade 9984290 1.15 Sport AM 136675 2.15 Memories of 1970-1991 (8) 1991: War in The Gulf, McCarthy and' Waite released, and an attempted coup in the Soviet Union. 127967 3.18 The Beat (8) 5427219 4.10 Short Story Theatre: Vicky (R) 44785870 4.20 Jobllnder 1041948 5.0-5.30 America's Top 10 (8) (R) 57899 HTV West As London except 11.50pm The Hidden Room (8) 943943 12.20am Renegade 9984290 1.15 Sport AM 136815 2.10 Memories of 1970-1991 (8) 1991: War In The Gulf, McCarthy and Waite released, and an attempted coup In the Soviet Union.

127967 3.15 The Beat (S) 5427219 4.10 Short Story Theatre: Vicky (R) 44785870 4.20 Jobllnder 1041948 5.0-5.30 America's Top 10 (8) (R) 57899 Wales: As West Westcountry As London except 11.50pm The Hidden Room 943943 12.20am Renegade 9984290 1.16 Sport AM 136615 2.16 Memories of 1970-1991 (8) 1991: War in The Gulf, McCarthy and Waite released, and an attempted coup in the Soviet Union. 127967 3.15 The Beat (S) 5427279 4.10 Short Story Theatre: Vicky (R) 44785870 4.20 Jobllnder 7047948 5.0-5.30 America's Top 10 (S) (R) 7899 Eisteddfod yr Urdd 1994 89837 8.30 Newyddlon 587878 B.45 Lloyds Bank Film Challenge: Hippy Critical (T) James Ersklne's prize-winning documentary observes the generation gap between a 34-year-old single parent and her 15-year-old daughter. 504769 9.0 Men Only: My Boy (T) Portraying the relationships between three mothers and their teenage sons. 496283 9.45 Men's Rooms: Model Men (T) Model train hobbyists. 174818 1O.0 Frasler (T) 85382 10.30 Roseanne TO 94030 1 1.0 Northern Exposure TO 488856 11.55 People First: Face Value (T) People suffering from facial disfigurement talk frankly about developing a sense of Identity independent of their appearance.

940856 12.2Cam-1.25 Mary Black Live at the Albert Hall 6484290 VIDEO PLUS CODES To tape your chosen TV programme lor your viewing, usi enter me nusuoae1-printed next to the programme you wish to record, leave the Vldeot unit on your VCR and the programme will be automatically recorded. For more Information phone 071-1924 1922 Published by Guardian Newspapers Limited 119 Farrlngdon Road, London EC1R 3ER, and at 164 Deansgate, Manchester M60 2RR, Printed at the Guardian Press Centre, 2 Millharbour, London E14 9NG and at Trattord Park Printers, Longbridge Road. Manchester M17 1SL, 45,942 Monday, May 30, 1994. Registered as a newspaper at the Post Office ISSN 0261-3077 Proud inaHwi Bumm ii -l r. who feature In Men Only (C4, 0.0pm) Meridian As London except S.Oam-5.30 Freescreen 57899 Channel As Meridian Yorkshire As London except 11.50pm Prisoner: Cell Block 713189 12.45am Sail the.